Domestic fucking superman

I've become a domestic fucking superman. Nester par excellence. My dish washing skills are unparalleled. Need some fresh strawberries from the village? I'll be back in two minutes flat. I vacuum with the left hand while preparing baba ganoush with the right. I can assemble buggies (strollers), change nappies (diapers), fetch pillows, fold blankets, find creams, make tea for the midwives, water the flowers, polish the silver, manage 45 loads of laundry, all in a day's work for Drake 'El Nesterito' Studebake.