June poll results

Thanks to all the readers who took part in the June Oh Shit, I'm a Dad poll. The turn out was enormous with people voting for names for young Studebake from five continents and two ocean floors.

37% voted for Achilles Renoir... A fine choice, dear readers. I believe this name originated in East London amongst a group of highly polluted ne'er-do-wells who couldn't make sense of my new world accent. All the same, a fine choice and a fine name. I have given it to young Studebake.

31% supported Exree Hipp Studebake... Excellent. Exree will be proud to know that his name is shared with such a fine young lad.

14% opted for Archestratus Clementinuis... I'm not really sure why people voted for this. As a token gesture for those lost souls I've included Clementino in the mix.

34% selected Throckmorton Vast Chamberpot III... A strong name worth replicating. Throckmorton reigns.

July's poll is now open to the public. As both my and my son's futures are at stake I would greatly appreciate your input.

(By the way, I recognize, even in my sleep-deprived state, that the above percentages do not add up to 100. If you have a problem with this, there are other voting mechanisms out there which claim more ethical procedures. We at Castle Studebake believe in a purely feudal approach to power and set up these polls as a mere activity for the vaguely literate masses.)