Wednesday, 3 June 2009

May poll results

The results of the first Oh Shit, I'm a Dad poll are in!

21% advise me to flee to Waziristan... When I mentioned this over a candle-lit dinner last night, my wife showed me a loaded Colt 45 she apparently inherited from her Grandmother. Women are so hard to read. I'm more confused than ever whether or not to remain in Hampsteadistan or open a toll booth in the Khyber Pass.

14% suggest I quit my job... So much for polls being useful.

50% encourage me take a nap... My faith in polls renewed! Thank you dear readers.

35% suggest I do the dishes...
Poor misinformed souls. They know not of the womb-friendly sink.

Thank you generous readers for participating in this widely influential poll. June's poll is now posted to the right. Please read through the options and give it some thought before voting. The democratic process is occasionally worthy of respect.

2 comments:

Amy Schneidau said...

You are still retarted!!

Anonymous said...

Why don't you and Exree flee to Poppystan to sell some shuttlecocks?

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