Castle Studebake is abuzz. My feudal subjects have dropped their badminton racquets, allowed their nets to sag, and taken up the great debate; namely, when a sleeping Hastrobal shits, should he be changed or left to peacefully marinate? A hot subject, indeed.
My dear readers need not an explanation as to which of Kikuchiyo's ever so buoyant parents believes deeply in his heart of hearts that sleeping trumps all. But nevertheless, he, being me, Drake Studebake of shuttlecock fame and fortune, does recognize that it is a bit funky to leave one's heir to steep...
What the hell to do? Let him baste in waste? Or change his diaper, thus waking him and spending the next four hours rediscovering how absolutely futile it is to try to convince a baby that there are better things to do than cry.
A lamentable situation.
One can only hope that my feudal subjects come to a conclusion soon... Doubtful, I know.
Saturday, 18 July 2009
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let the ol boy stew in his brew
let him sleep!!!!!!!!!
Dear Drake - mother nature never intended for there to be diapers interfering with a gravitational process. Clean the chap up. Besides which, when you are past your dotage, I am sure you would request that he do the same for you.
NEVER WAKE A SLEEPING BABY!!
Difficult. I wake mine up (agreeing with Anomymous), but he's apparently a better sleeper. Not sure what I'd do if this meant that I'd need to rock and cuddle for 73 hours...
If the baby is asleep then Im asleep, thus they steep soooo...........
With Eternal Sunshine all the way, never wake a sleeping baby. Never. Ever.
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