Thanks to MacDad of MacFamilyUnit for the best advice a man can possibly receive in life. MacDad wrote the following in response to my fear of losing my existential crises:
"I'm 4 months in and I have worked out a portfolio of solutions to this challenge.
1. Get up early and have your existential crisis with coffee, from say 5:15am to 6:00am. There's something about the quiet optimism of the morning that goes well with it.
2. Find a bar or a bowling alley in your neighborhood. Leave work at 4:00pm and go there. You will find a number of men who have already figured out that this is the best time and place to have their crisis. Seek their wise counsel.
3. If that doesn't work, just quit your job. Get up everyday, get dressed, kiss the family goodbye and go piss off for the day. You could probably get by with this long enough to figure out one or two big life questions. When wife finds out, unveil all the astounding answers you've found."
Thanks MacDad! Waking up in the morning and pretending to go to work is the greatest feeling I've ever had. I can't wait to see my wife's face when I answer all her so-called impenetrable questions.
Previous winner Mo D provided essential onesie advice.
Tuesday, 28 July 2009
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