The results for the July Oh Shit, I'm a Dad poll "What should I train young Studebake to be?" are in.
32 votes for Conquistador... The winner, yes, but I've decided to ignore that. Too much research involved.
23 votes for Lama... I'm somewhat disappointed. Such an economical career path (from a parent's point of view).
31 votes for Belorussian commissar... How could you have voted for anything else? What is life but a quest for a title and a long desk with a bowl of wrapped candy at one end and a large plastic phone with big numbers on the other?
19 votes for Postman... Would have been a pleasant existence. Early mornings are the pits, though.
Once again, dear readers, please remember that Castle Studebake does not recognize democracy as a logical decision-making system, and will therefore ignore popular votes.
Therefore, despite your advice, young Studebake will soon commence training to be the greatest Belorussian commissar the world has ever known.
My lovely wife, aka the omnipotent Chairwoman and sole member of the Family Planning Committee, will soon quake in her boots when our little Belorussian commissar slips on his dictator's onesie and shakes his little fists.
Past poll results:
June: Name young Studebake
May: Advice for the father-to-be
Saturday, 1 August 2009
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http://www.babyonthebrain.com/bg-benevolent-dictator-onesie.html
Just in case you can't find it in stores.
I bought that onsie once for my nephew and my sister didn't get the joke. i should have saved it for young Studebake!
Does it come in man size?
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